Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, “Please help yourself.” The other one said “Okay”, and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, “really, now, [...]

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Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked “What’s new?”

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck?If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a “teethbrush”.

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: “This bull mated 50 times last year.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him.”
They [...]